Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 110th Edition

last SG · 2009-02-19T10:17:35+00:00

ohh.. the sticky glue trap..actually best if, like you say, get some chloroform or something to knock it out.. then dash its brains out.. that's the fastest...

stellazio SG

i hope i get to see a saf 100 soon..

but then again in my line, very few of us do get called up for saf 100, and even if we did it was going back to tower to become chute pickers, thing is by the time i can start serving reservist, no more chutes to pick.

Fatum SG

yah, that's the one ......

the system's cocked up .....

I got to "click here to acknowledge eSAF 100" ... but the damm button's not clickable .....

cassie SG

ns.sg

each time i log in, i have to get them to give me a new password

i thought you're excused? medically i mean

Fatum SG

i hope i get to see a saf 100 soon..

you guys had to pick chutes ? .....

that was the kind of sai kang we had to do the last time ...... and they like to do it late a night ? .... -_-"

the Bear SG

yah, that's the one ......

the system's cocked up .....

I got to "click here to acknowledge eSAF 100" ... but the damm button's not clickable .....

hmm.. are you using MSIE?

i remember i had to tell some idiots off who were writing sites which run on nothing but MSIE..

Fatum SG

hmm.. are you using MSIE?

i remember i had to tell some idiots off who were writing sites which run on nothing but MSIE..

I wouldn't be caught dead using MSIE .....

and I definitely have java installed, cos I was doing something with it like a week ago ...

sodding system ....

stellazio SG

you guys had to pick chutes ? .....

that was the kind of sai kang we had to do the last time ...... and they like to do it late a night ? .... -_-"

pick the f5 chutes loh..but by the time i reach that stage, no more f5 already.. so tower doesnt need me, and i cant go back to sqn im useless.

the Bear SG

i thought you're excused? medically i mean

they are idiots i tell you..

ever since 1997 when i was declared unfit for combat duties, my appointment until today is "Combat Medical Orderly"

each time i get called back, the S1 (manpower officer) will ask me why i'm there.. and i'll answer back "you're the S1.. you tell me"

so the whole bloody unit will move out for exercise, i'd move to the bunk and sleep the whole day away, then go home at 5pm... that's 2 weeks of rest for me.. too bad they don't call me up anymore

Fatum SG

pick the f5 chutes loh..but by the time i reach that stage, no more f5 already.. so tower doesnt need me, and i cant go back to sqn im useless.

oh .... chute for planes, not humans ......

why would they need a chute for the f5 ? .... runway not long enough ? ....

tare SG

but stabbing you with a knife won't get him babies

*stab hisk* gggrrr~~~~~

stellazio SG

oh .... chute for planes, not humans ......

why would they need a chute for the f5 ? .... runway not long enough ? ....

yeah the f5 drag chutes..mostly for trainees.

no the dragchutes is there to help with conserving the braking and tyres unless u can decelerate fast enough.

the Bear SG

I wouldn't be caught dead using MSIE .....

and I definitely have java installed, cos I was doing something with it like a week ago ...

sodding system ....

i was dragged into a working group (i'm out of it)

they wanted to put up a website telling people what was going on with that project.. with interactive things in it, with a schedule in there for people to book stuff, respond, put in comments.. stuff like that..

"does it run on Opera?"

"not totally"

"huh? it's made to run on MSIE only?"

"it's the default browser"

"what about Safari?"

"what's Safari?"

i kid you not!

tare SG

i just heard lady boss asking the head of records to consider taking over my position... she has tendered and supposed last day is 15th...

the thing is... she blardy dunnoe wat she is doing... records supposedly to be checked by her often got errors which i have to correct... if she take the offer, good luck sia! wahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhaa

Fatum SG

ie uses the trident engine which is not 100% standards compliant .... that's why it's so screwed up ....

javascript behaves differently on ie ....

the Bear SG

i just heard lady boss asking the head of records to consider taking over my position... she has tendered and supposed last day is 15th...

the head of records tendered too?

the Bear SG

ie uses the trident engine which is not 100% standards compliant .... that's why it's so screwed up ....

javascript behaves differently on ie ....

i'm lost...

anyway, try IE.. maybe it'll work on the Stupid And F-ed up system

Fatum SG

i just heard lady boss asking the head of records to consider taking over my position... she has tendered and supposed last day is 15th...

wah lau .... then I better not use your old firm's services liao ...... -_-"

and they haven't blardy replied to my email yet btw .....

av98m SG

today has been a real shitty day. and it's going to get worse

cassie SG

i just heard lady boss asking the head of records to consider taking over my position... she has tendered and supposed last day is 15th...

adopt principle of "no eye see"

tare SG

the head of records tendered too?

yup... the thing is, b4 i throw letter, lady boss wants her to go cos she can't perform... if she can't handle monitoring the 2 gals under her opening and maintaining our database/records, how is she gonna handle all the diaries/deadlines/correspondence to clients/agents/patent office?!

i think i'll vomit blood if i have to train her from scratch >.<

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